CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago

Oh, thank you. 🤗
I’m trying to carve out a little niche for myself. Glad to find you in that niche. 🖐️🤓

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 50 points 3 months ago (4 children)

There. I ixed it. 👇😃

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

A frickin’ ton of white sand out of one parrotfish’s butthole, can you believe it? 🖐️🤩🤚

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

Dammit. I always make that mistake. 😣
The grammar checker also shrugs at this. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

Bam! And all of a sudden it became an origin story.
🖐️ 😎 🤚

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

True story. ☝️😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, let’s just hope Bob doesn’t have a family waiting at home. 😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. His tan. So glad you noticed. 😊

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried that a while back. It seemed to work on most devices, not so great on web and not everybody enjoyed the overall “experience”.     

https://feddit.nl/post/28018515

So…. To be continued, I suppose.

 

Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

 

The ele𝗽𝘂𝗻t did not like that. 😶

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29172770

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

 

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

 

Just don't zoom in on his disco balls. 🤞😓🤞

 
 

No touching.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/28369366

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Just a silly little joke that (hopefully) gets you through the day. ☺️

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