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Haha. Thanks. I named him Rocky. :ط

RELAX! QUICKLY! 8ꕆ

Well, with masturbation, the joke is always on you. ‘฿ر

Thanks. And this was just a warmup. Bر

You did what?!? 8٥

Okay, maybe I’ll add some better delineation in my upcoming posts. : ر

Sure. Gay/genderfluid person expects to be on the naughty list for being bad, Santa basically says “Nah, you’re alright, kid. Only bad people get on this list.”

Dude, that the !opposite! of what the comic says. Xط

Cool. Stick around for more. ‘Bط

Thanks. ,’ر

Damn. You’re really selling it to me. Now I want my appendix to rupture. ะเ

Phew…. Okay. ,’ط

Thanks, bud. :ر