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Relax, it’s only your impending death. 🤪

Come at me, waterlogged turd eater! ✊🥸
I’m gonna build a wall of cucumbers between us and have you pay for it.

(this all sounds eerily familiar. 🤔)

Yes. We definitely need yet another thing to divide us. 😉

You do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.

Even worse! Those are waterlogged green turds with the subtle flavor of battery acid. 🤢

Oh idk. I’m just a simple man, who wants cartoon characters to emote and use (body) language accordingly. That includes the occasional swearing when the shit really hits the fan, in my opinion.

No, I mean what counts as “swearing” in the future.
Imagine traveling to the distance past, when the atmosphere’s composition and temperature are so hostile to you that you need a protective suit and helmet, and then you find out you ran out of fuel and are going to die within a few hours or so. ‘Shoot’ would not be a strong enough word I’d like to use in that situation.
So…. That’s what I meant. 🤗

There’s a lot to say about this comic, but I’m just sad to see ‘shit’ be replaced by ‘shoot’. 😞

Are you into onomatopoeias as much as I am? 😀

Can’t be too important if it’s an e-mail. 😏

I think that in this language, pointers (remember those, kids?) should be actual pointing fingers.
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