CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻‍🚀💵🤑

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

“YEAH! HE ISN’T HARVESTING OUR SOULS, HE’S JUST A SKELETON, MEMORIZING CHILDREN’S DEATH WISHES. GET HIM!”

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

Yessss. That would be great! 🙌

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago

I love Terry Pratchett.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I need to let the dogs out. If I don’t, they’ll be running around in my head all day. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

He had such a colorful personality. 😔

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tagline: It has a bone to pick… yours!

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

There’s a corny horror movie name in there. 🤔🎞️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh no! Return of the Killer Calcium! 😱🫵🫨

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 9 months ago

Sorry about that. I wanted to post a higher res version, but Lemmy kept rejecting it. I probably hit some limit there.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/15257613

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

 

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

 
 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/14686608

Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

 

Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

 
 
 

This is really how I feel whenever I get a new gadget or appliance. The product itself is fine, but I just don't know where to put those spare parts or optional attachments. 🙄

 
 
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