CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 9 months ago

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago

Thanks. ☺️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

Oof. 😮‍💨

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16280316

Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

 

Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16061222

The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

 

The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

 
 

Okay, I'll admit it! Sometimes I do make a wholesome(ish) comic, but that only happens, like, once a year or something. The rest of the year is all piss, farts, terrible puns and naughty stuff. So there.......

 

Such a sad sight. 🙁

 
 
 
 
 

Yet another random thing I felt like addressing. ☝😮

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