I can understand not wanting to get greasy fingers, but isn't the whole point of eating Cheetos getting you fingertips covered with cheese dust and licking it off when you've reached the bottom of the bag?
Like a dessert of sorts. 😚👌
And yet, I denied myself that pleasure. 😶
I know, right? I mean, he’s hitting hard on a woman in a wheelchair, but she seem into it, but is it offensive or inclusive…….
🤏😗🫴⚖️
Makes ya think for a second, don’t it? 😜
Boy, do I know where he’s coming from. 🙄
And what her carrying capacity for seamen is. 😜
I wonder if she’s a tugger. 😏
You got it. 🫵😎
I don’t know much about American Italian. I’m from the Netherlands. 🤷♂️ 🇳🇱
But I can tell you’re passionate about this. I like that. 😌
I was counting on it. 😏
I bet it went deep. 😏
Nah man. He’s still heartbroken over the divorce, is reminded of her, and decides to end it all.
Haven’t you ever lost a love, @CreatingMachines@fedia.io? You’ll be buttering your hot toast and all of a sudden you think of her and you just….. gaaah! 🤌🥺🤌
Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.
I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.
Don’t you sharpen your forks regularly? 🙃😉