CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Loss? I’m afraid I don’t quite understand the question. 😶

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Okay. Good to know.

And glad I could surprise ya. 😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. Good to know it work on Jerboa. Also nice to learn Jerboa exists.

But what do you mean by “not OC”?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Nice. What app are you using btw?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 18 points 6 months ago

Thanks. ☺️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same. Wouldn’t it be cool if one could hire a bunch of actors who can perform at one’s funeral? Have them dress up like:

  • a mysterious, sexy femme fatale
  • a group of Arab oil sheiks
  • some indigenous tribe from the Amazon.

Let them make your life seem more exciting and mysterious than it really was. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, “porking” done by two people. Si. Moi habla Español also a bit. 😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Or NSFW comedy? 🤔

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago

Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲

 
 
 

When you thought a sleep paralysis demon sucked... 🙄

 

Okay, I suck at making horror, but I have ways to get to you. 😎

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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