You like onomatopoeias? I LOVE them. BAM! ZWACK! KARFLOFFO! 🤪
But that’s impossumble! 😲
People. 🙄
Could be a band name one day. 🤔
Imagine being a descendant from these two people’s turds.
Wow. Not even my mother calls me darling. Thanks. ☺️
So would you say the elephant is… punishing the mouse? 🤪
I bet all the monsters from below ask each other: “Ha. What’s this guy’s deal?”
Maybe also emphasize he can’t afford a boat.
Ever heard of the ‘interrobang’‽ 🤓
It was. Can you frickin’ believe it? 🤯😳😱
And the only reason I chose a hospital theme was because I thought a fourteen hour shit would sound funnier than an eight hour shit. 🤗
He's a pro... crastinator.
The hell with power naps to become more productive. How about taking power wakes to get more sleep while remaining functional. 😎
The woods are a great place to fart in peace.
😙💨