You’re welcome. You’re one of my peeps. 😎👍
That sounds heavy, Mr. Higgs. 😦
That’s what I would like to know! ✊😤
He came up with that list in a pinch. 🥸🥁
Actually, I (the OP) have seen the Myth Busters episode, so I’m good. 🤗
But I let this character have this question for comedic effect. ✍️
#pedantic
I'll see your “trying existence” and raise you “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy.” 😖
It is. This came straight from real life after a couple of nights of mosquito induced insomnia.😤
Sorry, it won’t happen again.
Please don’t. I’ll tell you.
Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood for getting the protein they need for producing eggs.
Hence the boobs under the skin tight sweaters.
A tough case to crack huh, detective. 🧐
Yes. I would happily punch myself in the nose and bleed into a cup if they would stop making me punch myself in the ear several times a night. 😤
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You sure? They’re high maintenance, you know.
☝️😗