CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I want to start a new movement that's against the disestablishment of the Church of England as the state religion of the UK. That's right, I'm going to be a neoantidisestablishmentarianist.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I understand why they phrase it like that, but I can't help but think that would just pique curiosity in the future.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I feel like the sentences in long term nuclear waste disposal messages should be site taglines.

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

After we implement a DDoS-for-hire service.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

More like drools cringe international order.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I admire your optimism.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How am I sucking so hard at the CompTIA A+, this entry-level cert when I have 6 years of experience? Was I just a fraud all this time and it's finally caught up to me a few months ago? I went through numerous practice tests and failed all of them, saw stuff I don't even remember. Have all these weeks I've spent studying and memorizing not meant anything? I can't take the test until I KNOW I can pass, or else that's a couple hundred bucks down the drain!

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Americans taking remote jobs and moving to impoverished countries, bringing the cost of living up dean-malice

DPRK residents taking American remote jobs and staying where they are dean-frown

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our practical meals on the field in a pinch. Their morale depleting and depressing food blocks.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

A tall apartment complex is way more tenants for not much more land though, so it doesn't even work for that.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's simple, the Fallout show is a financial success, therefore, it is not woke.

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