CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Sacha Baron Cohen mentioned that, during the filming of Bruno, when he was in Israel, that was the closest time he ever got to being killed. Because he was acting like a flamboyant gay man, a mob attacked him and tried to stone him.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Dreadnoughts from Warhammer 40k, but instead of being used as super powerful weapons highly respected by everyone in the chapter, they're used to work some boring office job.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Liberals loved mocking liberals with that, until liberals turned around and did that to liberals.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He actually supported Assad's father. That's how he lived so long.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

He actually died of cum asphyxiation, so unfortunately, he succeeded.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"How I Killed a War Criminal" by UlyssesT becomes the best-selling book of all time.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Henry Kissinger? Is George W. Bush even in this thing?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Tom Lehrer also outlived him!

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kissinger being escorted to his cell in Hell while all the other souls yell "let me at him" from all around him like it's Rorschach going to jail.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They think having an encyclopedic knowledge and having media literacy is the same thing.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

How did those other three get out of power? Come on, Israeli protesters. Do something cool.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Amtrak's Cafe car is for all train-shining

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