CthulhusIntern

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I'm scared of what would've happened if Bernie actually did win.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"If Republicans are going to do what you're saying, then Biden should Order 66 the entire Republican Party."

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

COINTELPRO for profit!

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Longer than that. Bud has been a gay beer since Coors had a polygraph test for employees that, among other things, asked if employees were gay.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Yes he did. Whang just made a video about him.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I mean, there's a reason the easily-debunked grassy knoll theory or multiple shooters theory are the more widespread JFK conspiracy theories, rather than the theory that Oswald shot him, but wasn't working alone.

Or the easily-debunked and downright absurd theory of a controlled demolition of the twin towers is the most widespread 9/11 conspiracy theory.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I like how some of those listed are people, some are entire countries.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know that technology advances exponentially, but it never was really spelled out to me just how much until now.

The longest technological age, by far, is the Paleolithic age. Homo sapiens, the species, is about 300,000 years old. The Paleolithic age ended 12,000 years ago. So human history is 288,000 years of banging rocks together, and literally every single more advanced piece of technology, from agriculture to particle accelerators, is in the 12,000 year period after that.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It might be an interesting superhero story where there's a Palestinian superhero fighting for the people of Gaza, the villains are both Israeli supersoldiers and a blatant expy of the Justice League.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is there such thing as Nog that's not egg? Like, there's ale that's not ginger. There's beer that's not root. But nog that's not egg?

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