CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The world doesn't cater to chuds, it caters to the capitalists. And they know that.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

And if everyone is Hamas... No one is.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's a football player for the Kansas City Chiefs. Got really famous when the Chiefs were playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, who his brother plays for, in the Super Bowl last year.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

If Taylor Swift were Hamas, she could just issue her fans one order and Israel would be destroyed.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Divorced Fetterman is going to be an interesting arc.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Someday, an attorney will be like Jimmy taking down Chuck in Better Call Saul and get his client off by having someone slip fentanyl into a testifying cop's pocket.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

By 2060, Touhou fanworks will make up 10% of all artistic and literary contributions by humanity.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How'd you survive getting shot repeatedly by shotguns and machine guns?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

A sweatshop is still more ethical than genocide.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It doesn't surprise me, actually. I think people working in finance would know better than anyone else just how bullshit the whole system is.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

What's your favorite classified military document?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My close friend has had stage iv cancer for a while. Earlier this week, she had to go to the hospital after weeks of unbearable pain where not even narcotics were helping. Thankfully, I misinterpreted the post from her husband about how long she had left, she does have longer than I thought, and I should be able to see her in the hospital, but it's been rough.

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