CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago

As a Japanese documentary once showed, serial killers are more into hands.

Bit idea: Someone who is perfectly fine with someone cannibalizing another, until that person decides to eat their feet.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Generally, don't clothes fetishes refer to a specific type of clothes?

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Me to the Taco Bell cashier trying to explain that the Triple Double Crunchwrap has been discontinued: "But do you condemn Hamas?"

We can all unite under the label of tankie.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

If I live my life in a way that the hogs cheer for my death, I can die happy.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only people who will complain about those stereotypes is the New Zealanders. Everyone else will be like "where's the lie?"

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

This is clearly a sign that the United States is committing a genocide, because some singer who lives here is stating genocidal rhetoric.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My mom tells me about how she remembers, back in the 80s, he was on every magazine. And she also says about how none of his supporters seem to remember, because she brings up basic information about him to her relatives, and they have no idea what she's talking about, such as who Kushner is.

Genuinely, by shitposting about stupid shit he says, we know more about Trump than most of his supporters.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They don't take the idea seriously. Because in a real civil war, PA would be split between Wawa and Sheetz.

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

"That's not relevant."

"So wait, what parts ARE relevant? Only the parts which, devoid of any context or any prior material condition, support your world view, but any reasonable outside conditions which would cause your point to collapse are irrelevant?"

"Yes, exactly. Now you're getting it."

[โ€“] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of that joke where two economists go walking in the woods, they see dog shit, one tells the other he will pay him $100 to eat the dog shit, which he does. Then they see more dog shit, the other tells the first one he will pay him $100 to eat the dog shit, which he does. Then one says "wait, we both just ate dog shit, I gave you $100, you gave me $100. We just ate dog shit for nothing?" Then the other says "we did something though. We increased the GDP of our country by $200."

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