CthulhusIntern

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

That's a contender for both the best AND funniest.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

She cashes in when Trump is weakened. She still loses.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There were traces of that from the beginning, but it was also implied that it was actually nothing and the Imperium was seeing things that weren't there because they're ideologically incapable of conceiving of a functioning society, but we know how media literate people who treat lore like encyclopedia facts tend to be.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

My headcanon was always that there have always been female Astartes, but they're just so roided up from a young age, it's impossible to tell a male Space Marine from a female one without seeing their genitals, so they all just present male and refer to each other as brothers. They've also been so indoctrinated in their cultiness from a young age that they don't even have a concept of gender identity. They consider their genitals to be a personal matter you just don't talk about.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

There's no way they'll actually let this be organic, because patrons could totally just play the market like they're Wall Street.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

All he needs to do for me is send Bibi to the Hague when he visits, and I'd vote for him. I'd be willing to overlook literally everything else.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Not even ethnostate. She seems to think apartheid is the same as a minority population existing.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In 20 years, we're going to get so many movies about how participating in the genocide made IDF soldiers so sad.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

This drawing is of a Third Amendment violation.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is actually pretty big, considering how many people use Wikipedia as their sole source of information.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it full time? Does it give benefits?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need a trollface drone image just for this.

 

 
 

Do gingerbread people feel weird about living in gingerbread houses, that their house is made of the same material as their flesh, or in gingerbread world, is the material only the same on an atomic level, like how humans are made of carbon and so are most building materials?

 

Like, not even the most hardcore tankie called the Russian invasion of Ukraine the "Russia-Azov War". Wouldn't it make more sense to call it the Israel-Palestine War? Or even the Israel-Gaza War?

(Yes, I know it's less of a war, more of an genocide, but still.)

 
 
 

Shopping at Target "Do I want a Sodastream? ...Nah, I don't need one."

SWAT Team runs over "YOU WILL BUY THE SODASTREAM OR WE WILL SHOOT! PUT THE SODASTREAM IN YOUR CART AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"

 

I keep seeing this, but never seeing a source cited. Not saying I don't believe it, but I would need a source there.

 

Israel gets basically everything they want. The United States gives them a blank check to commit as much genocide as they want. The entire US government, and most governments in the west, give their full-throated support for them. They are basically immune from all international law. They have pretty much everything. So what do they actually want? Us specifically to pat them on the heads and call them good boys and girls for supporting genocide and apartheid?

 

Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening there?

Skinner: Misfired Hamas rocket?

Chalmers: Misfired Hamas rocket!? That happened to hit a hospital, that you already hit, that you warned, that you called a Hamas base after it was bombed, and you celebrated bombing before deleting it half an hour later!?

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: May I investigate it?

Skinner: No.

 
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