CthulhusIntern

It's like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.

He wants to say the n-word.

The term "woke" is soon going to die and get replaced by DEI.

They still can't help but make their woke parody incredibly hot.

Let's be honest, the venues are worried about a bunch of kids coming in and chanting stuff about how he should've used a bigger gun.

Libs: LOL, China tells the people nothing happened at Tiananmen Square.

"Well, what did happen at Tiananmen Square?"

Libs: Well, they killed people, I think? And there was something about tanks? A protest about... something?

Someone gave me the reasoning that rapists are usually repeat offenders, and the fact that no one else came forward proves that she lied.

Then I asked him if he believes Brett Kavanaugh assaulted Christine Blasey Ford, and he got really uncomfortable. I could've gone even further and mentioned that there's more evidence Biden assaulted Reade than Kavanaugh assaulted Ford (neither would have enough evidence to get convicted, but it's still evidence.)

"If you want to make a difference, write and call up your congressperson. No, not like that!"

I'm letting my friend stay in my apartment for 10 days while he's between leases, and while he didn't have to, he offered to help me clean. I felt kinda guilty about how little I clean my apartment. I feel lazy, like, if I ever have a long term relationship, I'll be a terrible boyfriend or husband for how little I clean.

But on the other hand, having him just there makes it easier for me to do my tasks.

The chud meltdown when she finally says something even mildly lib will be amazing.