CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Get as many photos of you sitting in an ominous-looking chair with a persian cat on your lap, clasping your hands together as possible, so True Crime podcasters think you're the Big Bad, the ringleader behind every single serial killer at the time.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This pretty much changed the perception of Reddit trying things within the website greatly. Before then, it was a "we're the Internet, we can get shit done". Now it's "we're SO bad at getting shit done".

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Eh, I won't care if I'm dead. It's becoming a suspect from True Crime types while I'm living that I'd hate. Like, I was maybe questioned by the police for a bit, they found it clear I didn't do it, and the documentary leaves out the details that clear my name.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I love the part that you can bypass a finding a password section by just blurting out "ICE CREAM", which is the password, at low intelligence.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv, Quite Interesting, Ainnit?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I wonder how many Israelis are going to move out, back to the US or Europe or wherever because of this, since a lot of them are capable of doing so. Can't be good for the settler-colonial project.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One thing I wonder is how many Israelis are just going to move out, back to the United States or Europe because of this. A lot of them are capable of doing so.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Do one better, find all their videos, put them into an AI voice algorithm, and then have it make them recite the Communist Manifesto, then play that.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

If I weren't so shy, I thought of a bit of telling them "God's not real, I know God isn't real because God told me he's not real." And if they question that whatsoever, say "What are you doing? Questioning God? He came to me and told me he's not real. So God isn't real."

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Dude, just imagine the VP debate. First, whichever interchangeable robot the Democratic Party picks, followed by Hollywood Rock entering with "IF YOU SUH-MELLLLLLLLL..."

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Any intelligence he had was 40 concussions ago. Wrestlers are as dumb as shit.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Kony 2024. This is the year we finally get him.

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