CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Strategy games should have "do nothing and le the protests peter out on their own as people get bored" as a super premium anti-rebellion buff.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Laser mice were the last good innovation for mice. From now on, mice only have a left click, right click, and scroll wheel.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

They told us they'd push Biden left. Turns out, Biden pushed them right.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Or even the first Deadpool movie. It was not some apocalyptic threat. It was just Deadpool after some guy he had a grudge on.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"This man is medically baffling! He's had over 100 vasectomies, and every single one of them failed! How do they keep recanalizing so much?"

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You also have Disney thinking they can make Avengers money in perpetuity and oversaturating it even further. I actually think that the MCU could still have legs if they didn't release so much and make them all CGI-filled fights in apocalyptic sets.

Especially because superhero comics aren't all big massive crossovers in destroyed cities, there are plenty of more grounded stories that explore the characters.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Back in 2008 or so, he did actually look human.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

He's fallen off already.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you listen hard, you can hear VPN providers' eyes turn into dollar signs.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

That's like, not even a sick own. It sounds like he was trying to start a set up, but got stuck.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Oh hey, I'm looking for jobs right now, and that's a handy list of places to not apply!

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