CthulhusIntern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

If it has Wario in it, it's worth it.

(Please do not say Wario: Master of Disguise)

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The Wario Land series are some of the best platformers ever. We still have Pizza Tower and Antonblast though.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Blasting this outside of a Trump campaign office if he loses.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

After an hour, Wario will say "sorry" and then stop, as if even he realized how annoying this got.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Time traveler: "On October 7, 2023, Hamas will breach the wall and take many hostages in an attack where many will die!"

Netanyahu: "I know."

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New idea: Respond to "it's OK, she's a 1000 year old demon in the body of an 8 year old girl" with "But you do realize that in demon years, 1000 years old is basically a toddler, right?"

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Eventually we're going to learn that Hamas killed maybe 5 people at most, and everyone else died because of the IOF being trigger happy with bombs and missiles.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, a lot of people who should've known better were back then.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

You did not give it your all, because the Supreme Court just gave you the OK to kill him, and he's still alive.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Release your statement on how you're totally not straight.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If Biden took advantage of the recent Supreme Court decision to use an official order to parody the Supreme Court and be legally immune, I would vote for him, no questions asked.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's too good an idea for the Democrats to do.

 

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I completely forgot about the existence of Chalkzone until now.

 

Eyes drying up only.

 
 

I also recently learned this fact about the audio that really got to me. After the researchers recorded this, they played it back, then he excitedly flew over, thinking he just heard another ʻōʻō bird.

 
 

As we all know here, material conditions have progressively been getting worse and worse. Based on pretty much all political theory, crime rates should also be going up with worse material conditions. But they haven't, in fact, crime rates have been going consistently down for the past 30 or so years. Why is that?

 

Ironically, this person is probably deifying Trump just as much, if not more, than his supporters by claiming that his death would turn the tide of the Russia-Ukraine War and that it would have any pull on China.

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