CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The revolution will not be scried

saruman-orb german-mud-wizard

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

~~Yeah~~

I mean, i dont know.... I wouldn't know anything about that... inside-im-crying

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Being able to helicopter is the #1 reason I'm jealous of men, and that includes getting paid more

-my sister michael-laugh

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The gag of “character can easily escape shackles/restraints/captivity but chooses not to, for the bit” is one of my personal favorites.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

We just crack em open and drink em like beers round here

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

rat-salute thank you for your service dead-motherfucker

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

My favorite tweet of his is that his local dairy queen is a great place for "u kno what"

jesse-wtf

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is the one on the right protecting the one in the middle? Or are the left and right fighting and the one in the middle is trying to break them up.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

What is instead of Menopause it was Femopause and it was just for the ladies?

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