Good news! My imaginary wife and I will soon be having our 10th anniversary!
CrispyFern
joined 5 years ago
Just wait till c/badposting learns about peas 
I hate that people call them assless chaps. Assed chaps are just fucking pants.
Rule 1 of Humanity: no matter where or how you live your life, always be prepared for a battle royale
Bad faith is covered up to ONLY virgil is visible 
I think I prolly have as much xp as a minecraft zombie. If someone killed me, they would get 2 small shiny orbs that don't even give a level up.
My last will and testament
My loot table
Ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk
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Not to dox myself, but I'm bouncer from the Salty Spitoon in spongebob irl.
"WE"
speak for urself