CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Large spider who built a web on my porch is missing kitty-cri-texas

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

One time I went to a minor league baseball game and was standing in a long line before the game for beer. I kinda zoned out and daydreamed for a while and when I zoned back in I noticed EVERYONE in line in front of me was turned around staring at me. I had a moment of panic before I realized that the national anthem was playing and there was a flag directly behind me.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I drink my 3in1 (shampoo, conditioner, protein shake) all the time. I think you just have a skill issue. smuglord

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Angelic Goblinoid stuff

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