CrispyFern
joined 5 years ago
?accidently had my phone in my pocket when I went into the bathroom. Now the nsa has my piss data 
"Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex"
Straight: meta slaves. Only pick characters the online guide tells them to
Gay: picks the off meta characters and still manages to win
Bi: sweaty tryhards that min/max their sexuality
Pan: theory crafters
Virgins: playing offline vs bots
Incels: reported too many times and are in low priority queue and or banned
Ace/volcel: quit playing to touch grass
Horoscope: "are you repressing your wildness?"
Every day
