The rare "jerma is tall" joke
CrispyFern
joined 5 years ago
Just woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah, cause I live in a shithole! Know what I mean? America is a fucking shithole! I hate the fucking place! I fucking hate it! It's full of dickheads, I fucking hate it!
Penny for your thots?
I DON'T CARE IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO SOMEONE ELSE IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME INSTEAD
Not yet, but there's still time 
The reason god doesnt answer your prayers is that he only speaks aramaic. He's halfway through duolingo Italian, so you can try that if you're desperate, but dont hold your breath...
When I was a kid I wanted the sims house I built to have a spooky graveyard, but the only way to get graves was for sims to die, so I locked a bunch of sims in a room and waited for them to starve, but my sister tattled on me and my mom banned me from playing the sims for a whole month. My whole family treated me like I was going to grow up to be a serial killer or something. 
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.
She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.