Wait wait wait... you're NOT supposed to crack open and drink cans of beans like they're soda?! 
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Tighnari is a playable Dendro character in Genshin Impact.
Tighnari is the stern Chief Officer of the Forest Rangers and Collei's mentor. Despite his intelligence, he prefers to live a solitary life in the depths of Avidya Forest rather than in the ivory tower of Sumeru Akademiya.
The Traveler is the playable protagonist of Genshin Impact. In the opening cutscene, twin siblings from another world travel through the universe, until an unknown god blocks their path. The player gets to choose either Aether (male) or Lumine (female) as the traveler and Traveler's Sibling gets captured. Their power to travel is sealed, leaving them stranded on Teyvat. They save Paimon by fishing her out of the water and she accompanies them as their new travel companion. Together they set out on a journey to find The Seven and reunite with the Traveler's lost sibling.
Although players can choose the name they want to be referred by, the Traveler's Sibling refers to the Traveler by their real name, regardless of their custom name.
Having the red guy still win when the blue guy gets more votes would make it more accurate to american "democracy"
gulag shit
Fontainians will look at some Fontainian shit happening in Fontaine and say, "What are we, a bunch of Snezhnayans?!"
Wriothesley is a playable Ousia-aligned Cryo character in Genshin Impact.
Having killed his abusive foster parents to save his adoptive siblings, Wriothesley was sentenced and exiled to the Fortress of Meropide in his teenage years. He eventually became its Administrator and has enforced a series of reforms under his rule, serving as a role model for the prisoners.
would you still love me if I was a worm?
you already are a pathetic worm and I still love you
awww, you're sweet
they are in a consensual bdsm relationship that includes degradation.
Xiao (Chinese: 魈 Xiāo) is a playable Anemo character in Genshin Impact.
He is an adeptus, under the name Alatus, and the sole surviving member of the five foremost Yakshas dispatched by Morax to subdue the demonic spirits that plagued Liyue. He currently resides at Wangshu Inn and mostly restrains himself from large crowds and social interactions (just like me frfr).
I always imagined him cooking stone soup