CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

According to horseshoe theory (which is a FACT), things that are opposite are actually the same. That means that having a small dick is equally as good as having a large dick. smuglord

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Before Stalin, Hungary was actually known as Satiated.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When im done with genshin characters I might start on dota characters, which will be interesting because I don't play dota.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Diona is a playable Cryo character in Genshin Impact.

Despite being a bartender at the Cat's Tail, she loathes alcohol and will stop at nothing to ruin Mondstadt's wine industry — a feat easier said than done when her patrons absolutely love her drinks. She is the daughter of Draff, a hunter in Springvale.

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

If a man went "GAME OVER" and threw an unlit molotov at me, I wouldn't worry one bit. But if he lit one and then threw it at his feet, I'd shit myself

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"check this one out" [flings rifle into stratosphere, spills entire lunchbox of loose ammunition onto the street] hell yea, brother

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