overview for CrispyFern

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

hexbear-bi-2

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope to one day be famous enough for someone to draw a wojak version of me.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

aware

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok we can laugh and all... but it actually HAS been a cromulent fuckcrustable day...

Like, he's not wrong...

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It should have been me, not them! kiryu-slam

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The saddest part of space truckin is no one can hear you honk

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

soypoint-1 this-is-not-an-emote soypoint-2

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

So... do you always look like that, or only when there's a full moon...?

visible-disgust

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Woke up from my colonoscopy and the nurse informs me that apparantly they searched the wrong hole?!?!?!

wtf?!?!

jesse-wtf

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

I work in finance and make 6 figures

sicko-wistful

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Nosferatu... more like Yaaasferatu!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Being a vampire actually sounds terrible. People can defeat you by just praying at you hard enough.