CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

My favorite thing about perpetual motion questions is that the answer is always “no”

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

So it's not about a huge blowjob sicko-no

Koki container cars brought to a stop

Wait, that's even better sicko-blur

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Everyone hates the clown but still he honks

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Crispy “refuses to do the daily task” Fern

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

try it and report results back to us

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Fascinating, but also kinda dumb. I'm glad that language is dead.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I've been gettin migranes ever since I ate that 2 month old apple core I found underneath the fridge. They're making me feel all kinds of silly!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Silent Butt Deadly

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"You used to be such a hard worker"

Yeah, but all that "actual work" was such a waste of my god damn time. Guys, work smarter, not harder, okay? Thats like the entire point of this fucking world, alright? I got OWNED in the past by thinking that I knew the best way to make things work and now I'm doing everything differently and my life is amazing, okay?

You're a fool is what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to make it very clear and I'll keep on saying it as long as I can. You are a FOOL

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Been a while since I played, but isn't converting to christianity how you get the OP gunpowder units? This dude is making a mistake.

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