CrispyFern

My meemaw insists on praying for me every night even though I explained to her that I'm not a casual and am trying to do life on hard mode. Now when ever I achieve success it will be tainted by the fact that I cheated using the religion exploit.

The woke mob is FORCING this "happy easter" nonsense down our throats! I will be saying "HOPPY Easter" the way JESUS CHRIST and ABRAHAM LINCOLN intended

you WILL be attracted to multiple genders!

Sometimes life comes at you too fast to roll an insight check

If then internet went down we would be reduced to sending each other memes via orbital strikes!

I think I'm developing cave-madness o_O

but the REALY spooky part? I don't even live in a cave

Aliens haven't contacted us yet cause they are still using dial up

My dog when I come home after being away for 8 hours:

My dog when I come home after being away for 10 mins:

I hear that you can die to banana peels, such a pathetic way to go

Just got glomped by The Predator