CrispyFern

The human brain hasn't yet evolved to see past 60 FOV

I thought ethics was the english county next to thuthex

I had an electrical potty as a child who counted to 30 and if I wasnt finished I got zapped.

Sounds like what they'd sell in the "ethnic" aisle of a midwestern grocery store

A fascist buttmogged some zoomers today, did you?

I dont sing and I dont write poems. I yell.

If you eat a banana with the peel still on, you get chimp brain

Horoscope: do whatever it takes to make your voice the loudest

I'm on it

Ok, Boomer.

space madness, deep sea madness, cave madness. Really the only place you can't get madness is right on land in the safety of your home.

I am being informed of something called "cabin fever"

Listen carefully: It's happening. We need you to