This is exactly what they WANT.
To soften men up and peg them ~~into not being able to have a say in the world.~~
CrispyFern
joined 5 years ago
Great news!
Im pregnant.
It's yours.
I'd love to, but Ratsnake Lyingtongue, my current advisor, tells me it would be most unwise.
Not to dox myself, but I'm like a medieval king who just believes whatever his rat-like advisor whispers into his ear
Palicoes from Monster Hunter
Catgirlfriend? No. Cat Grill Friend.
STOP acknowledging the passage of time! NOW! 
I don't trust x-ray technicians. Why you wanna see my bones so bad for? You some kind of pervert? 
Mine are rabbit ears 
a little something for you swear word enjoyers
Ass