CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

love these late night cat posts

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Important note, they can in fact shoot what they can't see, it's just a lot less likely that they'll hit the thing they want

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Playing stardew valley again and I'm at the flower dance talking to all the villagers. I accidentally misclick and ask haley to dance with me and shes all, "ew, no!" kombucha-disgust

kitty-cri-screm It was a MISCLICK! it was a MISCLICK! I'm not owned! I'M NOT OWNED! rage-cry

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Person with the last name "simpson" had an ancestor that was the son of a simp farquaad-point

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Friendzoned by Dusa kitty-cri

Cant even attempt to romance alecto walter-breakdown

Have to settle for a meg/thanatos threesome inside-im-crying

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

An actual horse is not much bigger than an average human in hight and width it's just got a body type that allows it to be ridden. They're just long that's it!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me exploring a dungeon full of traps:

right-arrow wall no-no-no-wait-wait-wait wall-flipped left-arrow

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Critical support to Mr. Sausage for putting the ad reads during the "will it blow?" segments so I can skip the 2 worst parts of the video in one go.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

People gotta understand that a 5lb chihuahua and a 130lb Cane Corso ain’t gonna eat the same

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Today is 4/16, which means it's actually 1/4. RESIST THE TYRANNY OF LINEAR TIME

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Proud of u stalin-approval

And jealous

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Farted so loud it startled my dog im-doing-my-part

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