CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Gay Erotica Recommendation: The Cask of Amontillado

Haven't read it yet, but I hear it's about a guy that gets bricked-up panting

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why waste money on a college when wikipedia is free? clueless

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

farquaad-point Old!

but alsoMe too chomsky-yes-honey

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Neil Degrasse Tyson be like "actually, a shrimp didn't fry this rice"

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! tony-cheer

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

He got them DOGS out

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

"Don't say that"?! I'm so tired of having to step around all these landmines for you. It's exhausting. Every other word I say someone is like "don't fucking say that, you're disgusting everyone and I can't handle it." Like, I don't know what kind of language you started speaking anymore. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE YOU'RE SPEAKING.

You're telling me, "Don't say that, don't say this, you disgusting nasty boy." But if I don't know what it is, maybe YOU'RE the "nasty boy"? If I don't know what that is... The fact that you're bringing that to my doorstep when you KNOW I am pure. When you know that God's light shines upon me, not you. Not you. We both know it does not shine upon you. You're like a black hole to the light, you suck it up and it disappears. alright? NONE of it's getting to you anymore.

But me? I'm pure.

couldn't be me.

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