CrispyFern
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Old!
but also
Me too
Neil Degrasse Tyson be like "actually, a shrimp didn't fry this rice"
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
He got them DOGS out
"Don't say that"?! I'm so tired of having to step around all these landmines for you. It's exhausting. Every other word I say someone is like "don't fucking say that, you're disgusting everyone and I can't handle it." Like, I don't know what kind of language you started speaking anymore. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE YOU'RE SPEAKING.
You're telling me, "Don't say that, don't say this, you disgusting nasty boy." But if I don't know what it is, maybe YOU'RE the "nasty boy"? If I don't know what that is... The fact that you're bringing that to my doorstep when you KNOW I am pure. When you know that God's light shines upon me, not you. Not you. We both know it does not shine upon you. You're like a black hole to the light, you suck it up and it disappears. alright? NONE of it's getting to you anymore.
But me? I'm pure.
couldn't be me.
Gay Erotica Recommendation: The Cask of Amontillado
Haven't read it yet, but I hear it's about a guy that gets bricked-up