CrispyFern

Um, I think you mean Parental Figure of Unknown Gender Day Tweet.

Burn all the books, none of it matters. Knowledge has had its time. Back to the dark ages!

I want to spend all day with you

I want to spend all day with YOU

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

spoiler

I have to work tomorrow

I will DRINK the geode water. I'll most likely just die, but magic powers aren't ENTIRELY off the table.

My man was born with 8 balls, kept 2 and the rest became the infinity stones.

Its an edge case. East Pennsylvania is east coast and western Pennsylvania is midwest imo.

A title of a recent episode referenced midwestern oafs and I got excited for a minute thinking Matt was back, but no. It was just called that cause they were dunking on fetterman.

Imagine a world where you get disappeared because your hair grew a little too long

Cockpot

Ngl a coconut crab could probably kill me in real life.

When I was a kid my teachers told me that Christopher Columbus discovered the earth was round and that before him everyone thought it was flat. When I was about ~13 I read a short biography of Eratosthenes and it blew my little mind.