Crewman

I like this. What are each of the quotes from?

It's a reference to Sound of DA Police by KRS-One

This is concerningly similar to All Tomorrows.

Plus one to LinkSheet. I haven't used the others though.

Savitri helped spread Hindutva using Nazi talking points.

Savitri Devi, right?

Texas, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Florida, Arizona, Georgia, Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arkansas, Minnesota, Nevada, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Carolina, Utah, Missouri, Idaho, West Virginia, Colorado, Mississippi and New Hampshire.

I've heard they give you a free gun and a concealed carry permit when you're born. Does that get added to your hospital bill or is that a government progam?

That's not what my southern mother-in-law tells me.

Oh. No, thank you.

Pill bugs and potato bugs are some others I've heard.

The more I learn about giant ground sloths, the cooler they become.