CosmicTurtle0

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

"We're going to build a wall. Fifty feet. Sixty feet. No ladder going up there.

Maybe a rope."

- Trump, 2016

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My penis sits on the toilet seat between my legs. It's uncomfortable to put under the seat to pee.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Yes....my partner knows this all too well. 😅

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Sitting down isn't always feasible. For example, the bathroom in my house has a round toilet bowl and my cock doesn't fit. The bathroom is too small for an elongated bowl.

I use a cup for home and at work I just do my best.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago (18 children)

My biggest issue is stream strength. I have issues peeing and often dribble or have a split stream.

Yes I've talked to my urologist about it. Several in fact.

No it's not my prostate. No it's not a weak pelvic floor.

I've been suffering with this for almost 20 years and docs still don't know what's going on.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen a "don't vote in elections" stance myself but the fact that you can say that and not get banned is a positive.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (12 children)

I'd say dbzer0 is probably the most leftist, at least from what I've seen. I personally don't go as far as being an anarchist but can appreciate the philosophy. I probably have more in common with anarchy than democratic/plurality governance, if I'm being honest with myself.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not that I disagree with your point, but Florida law is only relevant within Florida and, to a limited extent, the United States. Admins of US-based instances could likely be subpoenaed and then held in contempt if they refused, assuming they don't pull a PornHub and just block all of Florida.

That said, this is very worrying since subpoenas have a MUCH lower threshold of legal bearing than warrants. I suspect that Apple will likely challenge this in court or they stop selling iPhones there.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

"Those who make peaceful reform impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Right. I was probably being a bit clunky.

Imagine a label under Trump that says "World War 3"

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Who would have thought that Trump was being literal here.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Play Disney IP on your computer at all times and let Disney lawyers handle the rest.

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