CosmicTurtle0

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Eh....I really wouldn't want to smell all that fat.

They are good guillotine tests.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She's sorry....she got caught.

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault. We are here.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These idiots will believe absolutely anything, and it doesn't need to be even remotely anchored to reality.

That's not quite true. They believe it because it appeals to their already preconceived prejudices. In the case of litter boxes, it was their incorrect understanding of how teachers were asking for pronouns (wokeness).

For the gender reassignment surgery, it's their incorrect understanding of how liberal schools are indoctrinating children about their genitals.

It's effective because it reaches into their lizard brain about some latent fear and makes them believe something even worse is happening.

Haitians are immigrating here, is true. The racism is that they are "eating" our resources. But they aren't eating our pets.

It "feels" true because other things they believe about it are true to them.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Our country goes to war for less.

Against brown people.

When was the last time the US bombed a white country?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you look at the value proposition purely from a capitalistic standpoint, I get why scammers and black hats exist. I just wish they could point their weapons toward the 1% and pull something similar to a Mr. Robot and redistribute their wealth.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fwiw there are a large number of people who volunteer their time and effort toward worthwhile projects. It's just they don't get rewarded anywhere near the level of benefit that they provide.

If they ban Firefox or make it more difficult to watch videos with Firefox, I fully expect state AGs to bring antitrust proceedings.

Ooh I know exactly the video. The one with the blue sheet.

Damn then you got lucky.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fwiw your domain registrar has to hold the domain I believe for 90 days or something before it can be resold.

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