CosmicApe

joined 2 years ago
[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He looks forward to many more years of sharing GTA VI trailers?

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I drive every day for work and same.

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How do I save comments on kbin?

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Shit like this is why people can't stand Linux users

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it wasn't a kiss, it was assault because she did not consent.
A more accurate comparison would be if I punched someone in the street and claimed I was just sparring with them. It wasn't a sparring, it was assault.

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm confused. Are you saying that punching someone isn't physical assault?

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I'm the same age and knew exactly which song it was 🤷‍♂️

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

As a parent currently listening to paw patrol playing in the background, I 100% agree with you. Control your damn kids or don't bring them out.

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DeSantis: I helped do a genocide!
Genociders: no you the fuck did not

[–] CosmicApe@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

That ain't ironic, but you know what is? Rain on your wedding day.

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