As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea
CoolMatt
joined 2 years ago
My boss is currently handling my workload as well as his own while I, his only employee, am doing my last level of apprenticeship classroom training. He's done this for me every time I've gone away to school or for vacation for the past 3 years.
Yesterday I got a call from one of our top customers so I relayed the call to my boss.
He answers the phone. I say the thing is spewing oil. He lets out a huge sigh and goes "OOOOHHH man I can't wait for you to come back. I'll get it, thanks for taking the call, bye"
I'm 7 weeks down with 3 to go til I'm back to work and the man is beat.
I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.
Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you're a goddamn pussy
Interesting, never knew.
Here's another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately
Yeah, I wish they'd staff more tills too.
Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.
Man, I've never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.
Fascinating how not having kids leaves me with all my money to buy as much chocolate and sex as I want!
Yes, all of that. In that order.
Holy shit, I like calling it that now
Fascinating!