CoolMatt

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Oh no the dog!!๐Ÿ˜ฒ

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nobody is forcing anyone

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

  • eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with "traffic is heavier than usual". Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've been waiting since I was like 12 to tell that story to someone who would get it, and when I read your comment, I thought "Finally today's the day!"

No way! It's always great to meet another Matt. Hey Matt!

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

That is really fucking cool

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Dude i kept having fucmin dreams where i kept getting shot and my red health and blue armour would appear in my vision, and go down. Then I'd try to look at my watch to quit to menu, but it would be blown up just sitting there on my wrist blackened and falling apart so I had ti ride it out and die.

It would be me on the ground and then the grenade landing in front if my face and then going BANG that woke me up and got me out of there

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So was I! I'm having a good time here, you having a good time?

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

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