CoolMatt

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[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah buddy, been using swiftkey for idk 6 years but I'm not in the habit of using it most of the time because half the words I swipe come out the wrong word ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Yep, got big hands myself and own an S21+, and the keys on the keyboard are still too fucking small. Sick of correcting nytypos after 10 years, so finally not giving a fuck.

Ironically, i typed this entire comment without a typo, gotta love how that works.

Edit: oh wit, found onr. Guess y'all just gotta deal with ut.

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Watching the ceramic 'splode and water go everywhere. Endless entertainment for literally dozens of seconds!

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Awwww damn...

I went through my girlfrriend's cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know we have toilets for that, right?

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago (9 children)

And theeeeennnn...?

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

I was in disbelief that it was Jello because it does not look like Jello

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Oddly enough, probably the only thing on that plate I'd eat a bite of

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think I remember this one... Banned Wow account? Tv remote up butt?

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

How the fuck is that Jello

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Beep boop beep boop

I mean...

What YOU said sounds like something a robot would say... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Some people like to converse with others, we're not all robots.

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