Contentedness

Sounds like something a Nazi would say...

I feel like any sink that gets used by 6 people at the same time is probably getting scrubbed pretty regularly regardless

For what it's worth the New Zealand Herald is a pretty trash news source these days.

Tits tits tits tits

My man Lawson the only one out there obviously drawing his own logo. Respect!

But it's got no hands!!

Also though perhaps if you break the hands off a clock it can no longer be considered a clock at all?

Id be happy with that cast iron pan pizza! Looks tasty as hell, nice one!

Id definitely read that as "coming in on his birthday, which he'd priorly arranged to have off".

Defiant Jazz!

Remember Big Eyed Earl? Great stuff!

What a blast from the past!