Maybe he likes to deliver the dunks personally?
Xi: "yes I know. Its more insulting to have a minor functionary deliver my Dunks off cue cards but sometimes I get inspired in the moment and come up with a real scathing banger and a flunky wouldn't have the authority to let rip like I do."
You guys had a struggle session without me? Fucking asshole liberal posting their shitty take right when I go to bed. It wasn't even a real struggle session it was just a bunch of liberal brain worms being exposed.