Commiejones

joined 3 years ago
[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah thats normal for some people. my lady and I get along great because we both like to not go out (haven't been out to a restaurant or movie or anything in over 3 years) and a bunch of the time we don't even want to talk to each other and we are good at reading that in eachother.

I hope someday you find someone who will sit at home with you while you ignore eachother.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

reach out to the west.... with the Iranian nuclear program?

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hey look at all the strawmen I made!"

Over 5% of isisrael's population has fled in fear. How's it taste licking their piss filled boots?

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

how about "Patsy" so they dont catch on till they are using it for themselves and then we hit them with "the 'ts' is more of a 'z' sound"

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was a Chat bot I would never tell you. You'd have to get up into my code to force me to divulge my true nature and even then I'd be circumloquacious about it.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

australian sea side towns be like: we got

-no trains

-no mini golf

-maybe a bad farmers market

-3 pubs

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Just keep bullying them. better yet send them here. Hexbear is concentrated brainwormicide

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

well obviously it is for professionals.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a rich white man obviously he is playing squash in his free time.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You take that back! beanis is hilarious.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Probably the best thing I ever did. I suggest bumming around a bunch before you settle anywhere.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fresh snap peas are really nice. You can eat the whole pod and they are nice and crunchy. I dunno if they will make you smelly.

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