If rubbing a budda's belly is good luck what is sleeping on its head?
Commiejones
joined 3 years ago
I think Habaneros are pretty much the perfect amount of spicy. You can make things too spicy with them but not accidentally.
Show Idea: Colombo style Vampire Hunter. Someone gets bit or starts acting funny and a weird little man smoking a cigar comes and seemingly plods around getting in everyone's business until he breaks the case, traps the vampire and saws its head off or pounds a stake in its heart.
Counterpoint: The badest thing a post can be is unoriginal. We need more beanis and poo poo fart posts.
Can I be Peter Best and get kicked out for sucking?
This is why you should only ever pirate games and then pay for the ones you really liked.
the simpsons. The flintstones got re released in color when they saw how well the Simpsons was doing
Kill them with fire.
Tent caterpillars larva will kill your tree and then come back the next season to kill the trees around them.
about eating naan with spinach dip
Sounds alright
while naked alone on one's own bed
Yeah ok. I'm not a fan of eating in bed but that's just me.
while watching Royal Institution public science lectures
yeah that's starting to be a bit weird.
Red bedsheets are normal?
No I dont think they are.
Sorry I cannot condone your activities.
You should communicate those thoughts to her. That kind of intellectual understanding of relationships is hot. It also is a good way of encouraging more face to face time.
GOOD POST!
Small critique: Masturbate ~~of~~ none
This is why I poop in the woods.