Commiejones

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Under cummunism we will be free to fart all we want without having to do the poops.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Waiting for the perfect moment between spy satellite passes to unload the war heads.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

they really got the "quantity has a quality of its own" thing going on.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lathe-of-heaven They vote to give the president more powers. Milie gets fatally adventurismed. through some sort of shenanigans they decide to do a snap election and a communist wearing a sucdem mask gets in and uses the presidential superpowers to overthrow the bourgeoise.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Trump should offer Hunter VP. 100% Hitler, 99% Hitler junior VS. 99% Hitler, Xanax/wine stepmom/cop is the election we deserve.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

At this point Hamas can accept almost any ceasefire agreement because they know isisrael won't accept anything less than the death of every Palestinian. Palestine gets to show that they are rational humans that are willing to talk and isisreal looks like a deranged genocidal fascist state that needs to be dismantled.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"This shit ain't nothing to me man She knew so long as Jerusalem our freedom can never be secured!"dracula-flow

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

When you have watched stargate: SG1 too many times.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

heh heh heh because "behind" is another name for where poop comes from. heh heh heh

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I fail to see the moral difference between concentration camps and refugee camps that get intentionally bombed.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least it isn't the scary bird flu that's going around in america.

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