Commiejones

Your father should be tied to a chair and bludgeoned alternately with facts and logic and a pillow case filled with oranges. sorry I don't make the rules.

I thought I was socially awkward. Geez man read the room.

He got abandoned by his friends.

Freeze a couple bottles solid and put them in one of those cool bags with the foil on the inside?

She's sillypilled us all!!!

Centrifical force in a porous containment vessel. (put it in a pillow case and swing it round over your head)

Sometimes you just have to use words. I'm often oblivious to how others are feeling until they say the words.

The universe is fucking with everyone. Its whole deal is "everything must lead to something new." This leads to what us time limited forms of consciousness perceive as "Absurdity." The unlimited consciousness of the universe sees it simply as "something I haven't done before." "Precognitive meta analysis" is a qualifier that can be put on any slightly interesting event to take it to truly galactic levels of novelty.

Banal analysis of this situation after the fact is probably a good twist too.

I didn't know anything about her much less said revelations. I'd guess they are doing a push to sell as many copies before the news catches up and her work gets black balled.

Retvrn to tradition: The Greeks meant for baseball to be played nude.

gotta hide that 120% daily sodium intake somehow

You just admitted that it is a not just a ratio to be ashamed of but that its so bad that you'd suffer intense torture to avoid the shame of it coming out.