Commiejones

joined 3 years ago
[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I guess Hezbollah will be ~~invading israel~~ liberating occupied Palestine soon.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Have you considered a wireless keyboard and mouse and moving your desktop into the bed room?

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

2cb is definitely the most enjoyable phenethylamine from the few I have tried. 2ci-nbome is fucking stupid and I wouldn't recommend it even to the gnarliest psychonaughts.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Star Trek TNG is so woke its not even funny and it came out in 1987. First episode there is a dude in 2 different scenes in a dress uniform and I dont mean a fancy uniform for special occasions. There's a different man wearing a Starfleet dress in episode 6 and those are just the occasions I noticed so far. Fucking based.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I dunno, never really done therapy. I learned all my behavioral modification from Timothy Leary and Robert Anton Wilson. "Be the MK Ultra subject you want to see in the world."

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

blob-no-thoughts Houthies

galaxy-brain Ansar Allah

centrist Government/military of Yemen

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe she suggested that you go to a gay bar as a way of asking if you are gay. She is interested in your orientation and is too shy/warry to just come out with it.

If she asks if you are having fun at the gay bar you say "yeah its fun but mostly I like hanging out with you" or something equally obvious and cheesy

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Pastapo sounds good but if you didnt know it wouldnt make sense

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alternatively: Guy who is so into traditional gender standards he thinks masc-presenting women and fem-presenting men should be forced to transition.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

A gay person watching gay porn is sexually objectifying (aka fetishizing) the actors in the gay porn every bit as much as a straight person watching it. All porn is fetishizing humans. Gate keeping who can watch what porn based on their sexuality is just silliness.

Only red heads should be allowed to watch porn with redheads in it because fetishization of hair color should be reserved for people who are born with that hair.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So when you find yourself saying the word Vegan or veganism, you catch yourself and say "but thats a whole thing and I don't want to scare you off on our first appointment.

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