ComfyMuffin

joined 2 years ago
[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Curling up into the fetal position and crying in between protests.

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Laws are only words on paper if no one bothers to enforce it. Even moreso when it comes to constitutions.

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

In 5th grade I discovered that my hand and wrist were small enough to reach up into 25 cent bathroom pad and tampon dispensers. I didn't really understand what they were for but I thought it was funny to empty them out whenever I saw them.

 

I know, we tried recovery body suits but he kept gnawing his way out of them

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I dont trust him.

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn't thrown up on yet.

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?

[–] ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

No worries lol, I just got very strong r/iamverysmart vibes. Thank you for the info! The meme is really just to make fun of the cat, which tends to be my day job

 
 
 
 
 

It doesn't have to be anything bad btw

 
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