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ColonelKataffy
joined 2 years ago
i remember a really good graph from a history book(?) showing public opinion every few years in response to the question "who is most responsible for the defeat of germany in ww2" and in 1945, it was like 80%+ of respondents saying USSR, but as the years go by, USSR's share shrinks, and the US' increases.
middle school tier roast
shit bro they said you were scary as kittens
february + 9 months = november
what else takes 9 months... 
AND I BETTER NOT SEE YOU STEPPING ON MY SIDE OF THE STEPS, YOU OLD FUCK
make sure the tallest, skinniest, whitest girl is front and center
HE HAD TO CUT AND DO A RETAKE OF HIS FIRST SIP REACTION 
abolish the police -> defund the police -> reform the police -> fund the police
thinking about how a side effect of being raised in front of a tv is that my brain remembers and repeats shit i saw on a cartoon 30 years ago. today, while taking laundry out of the dryer, "i need more allowance" from the show Doug ( 
) started playing in my head
trump and biden taking turns doing non-consecutive presidencies for 16 years 
someone's gotta wade around looking for mines
was thinking about how much energy the bernie campaigns created. how many people were mobilized, every in-person event completely packed with long lines waiting hours just to maybe have a chance to see him. so much political momentum folded into the democratic party, and what do they do with it? absolutely nothing. they don't want to mobilize these people, they don't even acknowledge them. it's like they don't want to win. well, they don't want to win if it involves catering to those peoples' demands.